Animal Jokes

Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"

Mom taks a deep breath and asks "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does ...
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"A f r i c a n Elephant"

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it great?

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